The other day, I was checking up on a great wedding blog, Wedding Cabaret, when I stumbled upon a wedding featured of a couple named Talia and Jon. They are a gorgeous couple, and their wedding, I’m sure, was fabulous. I’m not positive though because as the pictures ticked on by, I was more and more distracted by a certain something…two somethings to be specific. Can you point them out?
Picture 1: Beautiful bride and her lovely maids…
Picture 2: Look how much fun that Bride is having.
Picture 3: Shouldn’t someone tell the bride that her bridesmaid’s breasts are two guests that were not invited?
Picture 4: Bride? What bride? I’m at a titty bar!
I’m sure by now you’ve noticed the blonde bridesmaids…and her tits. They are EVERYWHERE! Did anyone stop to tell that girl that she needed to put her girls away so that the bride and groom’s thunder wasn’t stolen? Seriously.